LOL Telemarketers!

So when you’re losing the small donors in droves, and your equipment is essentially shitty…

Clearly, it’s the telemarketer’s fault…

The Republican National Committee, hit by a grass-roots donors’ rebellion over President Bush’s immigration policy, has fired all 65 of its telephone solicitors, Ralph Z. Hallow will report Friday in The Washington Times. 

    Faced with an estimated 40 percent fall-off in small-donor contributions and aging phone-bank equipment that the RNC said would cost too much to update, Anne Hathaway, the committee’s chief of staff, summoned the solicitations staff last week and told them they were out of work, effective immediately, the fired staffers told The Times. 

    The national committee yesterday confirmed the firings that took place more than a week ago, but denied that the move was motivated by declining donor response to phone solicitations.

This is what is known as changing the deck chairs on the titanic. Blame the telemarketers for the government policy. Yes. Logic in spades, hahaha!