Lesbians and home school kids make me giddy.

The spelling bee was today.  Usually I spend my day starting at noon with a case of PBR or High Life and take a sip everytime a kid spelled wrong while mocking said kid mercilessly.  This year was differnt.  The Bee caught me off guard!  I had no idea it was on and this perturbed me.  Last year, ESPN had coverage of the early rounds which helped me get my yearly fix of peach fuzz moustaches and bowl cuts.  Not to mention the nervous tics of the kids themselves which are priceless. 

 This year was differnt.  ESPN in their brillance decided to broadcast the softball world series.  ALL DAY!  So, instead of me being able to laugh and be drunk all day I had to watch ugh softball.  As much as I love watching lesbians I had my heart set on weirdo home school kids.  I am a very sad panda today.

Elvi.